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bayonetbrant

#11520
December 02, 2016, 01:11:16 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#11521
December 02, 2016, 01:21:24 PM
There is soooo much stupid in that pic.....  #:-)

Sir Slash

#11522
December 02, 2016, 01:37:22 PM
Including the person holding it.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

#11523
December 02, 2016, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on December 02, 2016, 01:21:24 PM
There is soooo much stupid in that pic.....  #:-)

Quote from: Sir Slash on December 02, 2016, 01:37:22 PM
Including the person holding it.

+1 on both of those. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

JasonPratt

#11524
December 02, 2016, 04:30:46 PM
That seems more like satire. Not an actual sign.  ::)
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Staggerwing

#11525
December 02, 2016, 07:22:03 PM
The photoshop is strong with that one.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#11526
December 02, 2016, 09:45:33 PM
Sometimes they write themselves.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#11527
December 02, 2016, 11:19:05 PM
IT'S NOT SMALL!!! I was just cold that's all.  ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

MetalDog

#11528
December 03, 2016, 12:05:59 AM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#11529
December 03, 2016, 07:43:50 AM
Someone out there hates Grognards.

http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-signs-that-make-no-sense/nathandavidson

#9 would have been posted in every boiler room in the fleet before political correctness.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#11530
December 03, 2016, 09:25:27 PM
Irish Advent Calendar
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

airboy

#11531
December 03, 2016, 10:39:18 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 03, 2016, 09:25:27 PM
Irish Advent Calendar


LIAR!!!  At least 4 bottles would be required - probably more.  At least a quarter of a fifth a day.

Capn Darwin

#11532
December 03, 2016, 11:22:14 PM
The bottle is actually graduated by hours, not days. :bd:
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

JasonPratt

#11533
December 04, 2016, 11:53:38 AM
Quote from: Capn Darwin on December 03, 2016, 11:22:14 PM
The bottle is actually graduated by hours, not days. :bd:

The Capn beat me to it: that's for Advent day.
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JasonPratt

#11534
December 04, 2016, 11:54:33 AM
If it's scrolling text on a screen, it counts as a bunch of pix, right?

From our good Austrian buddy over at Military History Visualized:

ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!
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