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bayonetbrant

#11640
December 15, 2016, 07:45:42 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#11641
December 16, 2016, 07:36:53 AM
The launches aren't bad, but those night traps.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#11642
December 16, 2016, 08:43:15 AM

Barthheart

#11643
December 16, 2016, 12:25:46 PM

Windigo

#11644
December 16, 2016, 12:28:50 PM
tee hee
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#11645
December 16, 2016, 12:37:49 PM
Is that Rosie O'Donnell's thong? The mesh thing, not the banana I mean.  :wow:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#11646
December 16, 2016, 12:45:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 16, 2016, 12:37:49 PM
Is that Rosie O'Donnell's thong?

Someone pass the brain bleach.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

panzerde

#11647
December 16, 2016, 12:48:17 PM
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

BanzaiCat

#11648
December 16, 2016, 01:25:10 PM

bayonetbrant

#11649
December 16, 2016, 02:17:20 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#11650
December 16, 2016, 02:18:32 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#11651
December 16, 2016, 02:28:02 PM
Anal in the middle. Appropriate.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

undercovergeek

#11652
December 16, 2016, 02:32:58 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 16, 2016, 02:17:20 PM


Just off camera is mirth smoking a cigarette

mirth

#11653
December 16, 2016, 02:39:01 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 16, 2016, 02:32:58 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 16, 2016, 02:17:20 PM


Just off camera is mirth smoking a cigarette

I like big bark and I cannot lie.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#11654
December 16, 2016, 03:42:10 PM
That's not tree hugging
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