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BanzaiCat

#11760
December 30, 2016, 12:50:35 PM
"Your" invited?!?  >:(

panzerde

#11761
December 30, 2016, 01:08:28 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 30, 2016, 12:50:35 PM
"Your" invited?!?  >:(


I think that was part of the point...

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Sir Slash

#11762
December 30, 2016, 03:29:41 PM
I haven't actually got my invitation yet but.....  I keep checking the mail.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#11763
December 30, 2016, 03:54:51 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 26, 2016, 03:14:21 PM
I think JP might be able to shed some more light on this lesser-known biblical passage.

I'm going to go with "allegorical hyperbole" on this one.

Ezekiel is so weird that the rabbis have a legend that some famous rabbi around the 1st Christian century once spent seventy months writing a commentary for it in a successful attempt to keep it from being excluded from the canon. Whereupon the rabbis promptly lost that commentary, although they still honor that guy for 'saving' Ezekiel.

True story!
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JasonPratt

#11764
December 30, 2016, 04:00:18 PM
Actual photo; my caption.

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besilarius

#11765
December 31, 2016, 10:15:04 AM
Now, really.  Don't you pine for a real, old-fashioned Christmas?
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Sir Slash

#11766
December 31, 2016, 10:52:46 AM
I think I saw that movie. At the Drive-in when I was 18 and my car doors didn't lock.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#11767
December 31, 2016, 11:17:57 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#11768
December 31, 2016, 11:19:56 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#11769
December 31, 2016, 01:07:04 PM
that's some solid Dwayne Johnson humor right there...  :)
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Tpek

#11770
December 31, 2016, 03:50:37 PM
Because he's a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide.

mirth

#11771
December 31, 2016, 04:08:29 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2016, 01:07:04 PM
that's some solid Dwayne Johnson humor right there...  :)

Rock solid humor.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#11772
December 31, 2016, 06:37:46 PM
He didn't need to wrestle too long with coming up with that quote.

Staggerwing

#11773
December 31, 2016, 06:46:42 PM
You could almost smell him cooking it up.
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BanzaiCat

#11774
December 31, 2016, 07:00:47 PM
It wasn't his fault he went into acting.
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