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DoctorQuest

#11970
January 23, 2017, 10:33:55 AM
^ I am ashamed to confess that is me.  :-[
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

GDS_Starfury

#11971
January 23, 2017, 05:15:11 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#11972
January 24, 2017, 10:13:40 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#11973
January 24, 2017, 10:24:16 AM
^that's not funny
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#11974
January 24, 2017, 10:28:23 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 23, 2017, 05:15:11 PM


You bastard.  I have a cold and when I read that I started to cough and hack for 5 mins.  It was worth it. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#11975
January 24, 2017, 12:18:01 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#11976
January 24, 2017, 12:19:04 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#11977
January 24, 2017, 01:50:24 PM

mirth

#11978
January 24, 2017, 01:52:12 PM
^lol
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#11979
January 24, 2017, 01:59:08 PM
It's basically the same process I go through in the morning planning out my day...and the actual results of my efforts.

Sir Slash

#11980
January 24, 2017, 03:49:38 PM
Or me getting up off my couch.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#11981
January 24, 2017, 03:52:53 PM
That's my entire life captured in gif form.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#11982
January 25, 2017, 08:43:45 AM

undercovergeek

#11983
January 25, 2017, 09:32:39 AM
Put that on the back of 'lost' box sets

Barthheart

#11984
January 25, 2017, 09:50:33 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on January 25, 2017, 09:32:39 AM
Put that on the back of 'lost' box sets

Yeah, that was my first thought.... :P
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