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mirth

#14100
December 20, 2017, 07:53:33 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14101
December 20, 2017, 07:57:12 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Airborne Rifles

#14102
December 20, 2017, 08:07:08 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 20, 2017, 07:57:12 AM


I had this conversation with my kids a few days ago.

OJsDad

#14103
December 20, 2017, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on December 20, 2017, 08:07:08 AM
I had this conversation with my kids a few days ago.

Did it turn out the way you wanted. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Barthheart

#14104
December 20, 2017, 09:16:20 AM

Emeraldlis

#14105
December 20, 2017, 11:45:55 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on December 19, 2017, 12:52:58 AM
:o WTF, England?!  :o

Watching shows like that as a kid, is what's made us the eccentric  crazies of the civilised world!!!!  ;D

Quote from: mirth on December 20, 2017, 07:52:29 AM


...  :2funny: does that come with a sky hook!!!!!  :crazy2:

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

Windigo

#14106
December 20, 2017, 03:47:08 PM
I keep meaning to send Olivia into an Auto-Parts store to get some of that.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#14107
December 20, 2017, 05:03:59 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#14108
December 20, 2017, 05:20:30 PM
<chuckle>
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Airborne Rifles

#14109
December 20, 2017, 06:53:55 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on December 20, 2017, 08:14:28 AM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on December 20, 2017, 08:07:08 AM
I had this conversation with my kids a few days ago.

Did it turn out the way you wanted.

Remains to be seen :)

besilarius

#14110
December 20, 2017, 06:57:29 PM
A wreath of Franklin
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#14111
December 20, 2017, 08:47:59 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14112
December 20, 2017, 08:48:53 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#14113
December 20, 2017, 09:34:17 PM
I fit 2, ok, sometimes 3, of those.  Why is it bad to leave voicemail?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#14114
December 20, 2017, 09:39:09 PM
It's not if you live in 2005.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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