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bayonetbrant

#15075
June 07, 2018, 05:04:24 AM
Quote from: Tpek on June 07, 2018, 05:00:55 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2018, 06:36:27 PM


What has happened with J.K Rowling?
Is she involved in some new scandal or such?

the tweet is from January 2017, so not really new, but back then it might've been related to the whole "Dumbledore is gay" kerfuffle, if the timing is right
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Ubercat

#15076
June 07, 2018, 05:38:02 AM
I hope she puts that money up to support all the migrants she wants to bring into the UK. Maybe she could save some for all the victims of the Muslim rape gangs as well.
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- Thomas Sowell

besilarius

#15077
June 07, 2018, 06:42:47 AM
Figuring the odds is way beyond me.
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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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bbmike

#15078
June 07, 2018, 07:17:55 AM
Quote from: besilarius on June 07, 2018, 06:42:47 AM
Figuring the odds is way beyond me.

:DD
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-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

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Sir Slash

#15079
June 07, 2018, 09:07:03 AM
I like that one too.  :bd:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JudgeDredd

#15080
June 07, 2018, 09:30:35 AM


If I'm honest, you could swap this guy out for most world leaders - this is just the one I stumbled across.
Alba gu' brath

Windigo

#15081
June 07, 2018, 10:23:00 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 07, 2018, 05:04:24 AM
Quote from: Tpek on June 07, 2018, 05:00:55 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2018, 06:36:27 PM


What has happened with J.K Rowling?
Is she involved in some new scandal or such?

the tweet is from January 2017, so not really new, but back then it might've been related to the whole "Dumbledore is gay" kerfuffle, if the timing is right

IIRC she made Trump her bitch on twitter and unsurprisingly his fanbois base went ape shit on her and she just trolled them
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Steelgrave

#15082
June 07, 2018, 10:45:29 AM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on June 07, 2018, 09:30:35 AM


If I'm honest, you could swap this guy out for most world leaders - this is just the one I stumbled across.

If I'm honest, I WOULD swap this guy out for most world leaders-he's just the one we stumbled across.   :uglystupid2: O0 :coolsmiley: :-"

Tpek

#15083
June 07, 2018, 11:15:39 AM
Quote from: Windigo on June 07, 2018, 10:23:00 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 07, 2018, 05:04:24 AM
Quote from: Tpek on June 07, 2018, 05:00:55 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2018, 06:36:27 PM


What has happened with J.K Rowling?
Is she involved in some new scandal or such?

the tweet is from January 2017, so not really new, but back then it might've been related to the whole "Dumbledore is gay" kerfuffle, if the timing is right

IIRC she made Trump her bitch on twitter and unsurprisingly his fanbois base went ape shit on her and she just trolled them

Hey, at least he makes out the nonsense he posts on his own, rather than pay Shadow Writers for it. :P

bayonetbrant

#15084
June 07, 2018, 07:06:54 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#15085
June 07, 2018, 10:17:32 PM
That looks like Arizona. On a good day.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#15086
June 08, 2018, 04:32:26 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#15087
June 08, 2018, 05:04:44 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#15088
June 08, 2018, 07:43:39 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#15089
June 08, 2018, 08:17:22 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 08, 2018, 05:04:44 AM


Sounds like a job for Frog Leap Studios...
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