So a bull was hitchhiking...

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steve58

August 31, 2023, 03:55:10 PM
OK, so the bull didn't actually hitchhike. 

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Gusington

#1
August 31, 2023, 05:24:07 PM
Saw this earlier...that is a massive bull  :shocked:
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bobarossa

#2
August 31, 2023, 07:24:32 PM
That ticket is a load of bull!

I can see him taking that to be detailed afterwards.  "I'm not dealing with this BS!"

Sir Slash

#3
September 01, 2023, 10:42:31 AM
I can't imagine how he got the damned thing in there?  :shocked:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#4
September 01, 2023, 11:33:38 AM
'very carefully'
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JasonPratt

#5
September 01, 2023, 01:57:25 PM
Any way the bull wanted.
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Sir Slash

#6
September 01, 2023, 02:58:56 PM
I bet the fellow was on the horns of a dilemma figuring it out.  :HideEyes: 
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Sigwolf

#7
September 01, 2023, 03:18:35 PM
That's some serious bullshit on the back window...   :tophat:

Sir Slash

#8
September 01, 2023, 09:35:48 PM
Worse place on earth to be, that guy's back seat.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

steve58

#10
September 02, 2023, 02:36:08 PM
Gotta wonder what he had to do to the suspension to support a 1500(?) pound steer? :idiot2: 
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

GDS_Starfury

#11
September 02, 2023, 03:02:33 PM
it's an American one.
no modifications needed.
have another 2 for 1 cheeseburger.
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JasonPratt

#12
September 05, 2023, 11:54:34 AM
His cheeseburger was very, very rare.
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Sir Slash

#13
September 05, 2023, 10:33:52 PM
I usually find puppies work better when it comes to picking-up hawt chicks. But it has been a while....
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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