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Offline undercovergeek

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #90 on: September 23, 2015, 02:06:34 AM »
A good inspiring and encouraging read - right up until 'we need Iraqi ground forces to take the initiative'

I believe a major insurgency by grog heads and Mrs Bob could take down Iraqi ground forces

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #91 on: September 23, 2015, 10:04:48 AM »
I think Mrs. Bawb could do it by herself.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #92 on: September 23, 2015, 10:23:44 AM »
Dunno about that. She's not too well at the moment.
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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #93 on: September 23, 2015, 11:24:13 AM »
Dunno about that. She's not too well at the moment.

Sorry to hear that. Nothing serious, I hope.

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #94 on: September 23, 2015, 11:25:00 AM »
Dunno about that. She's not too well at the moment.

Sorry to hear that. Nothing serious, I hope.

Big +1 to that.
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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #95 on: September 23, 2015, 11:29:10 AM »
Dunno about that. She's not too well at the moment.

Oh dear! Nothing to serious I hope.... :(

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #96 on: September 23, 2015, 04:15:45 PM »
Sorry to hear that, Bob.  Hope things work out well.
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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #97 on: September 23, 2015, 06:06:25 PM »
+1 to all of the above, Bob...hope everything is okay!!

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #98 on: September 23, 2015, 09:24:46 PM »
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #100 on: January 13, 2016, 07:49:28 PM »
 :)
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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #101 on: January 13, 2016, 08:06:09 PM »
Happy Dance!!

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #102 on: January 14, 2016, 12:11:10 AM »
if I had won the lottery this week I would have bought a few.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Offline BanzaiCat

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #103 on: January 14, 2016, 04:14:30 AM »
One of three winning asshats was in Florida.

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Re: The Warthog LIVES!!!
« Reply #104 on: January 14, 2016, 08:36:01 AM »
Not this Asshat, unfortunately.  :'(
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