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Title: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Airborne Rifles on May 19, 2015, 12:48:41 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-terrapin-farm/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obinsite (http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-terrapin-farm/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obinsite)

This is one of those delightful little stories that makes my news day.

He's also upset that his meteorologists can't predict the weather.
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: LongBlade on May 19, 2015, 01:01:55 PM
The last time I heard the phrase "below-zero spirit of serving the people" was after that weekend Star and Gus went over to Mirth's place.
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 19, 2015, 01:24:45 PM
Doesn't the Sun-God Kim make the weather? Why does he need meteorologists?
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 19, 2015, 01:26:32 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on May 19, 2015, 01:01:55 PM
The last time I heard the phrase "below-zero spirit of serving the people" was after that weekend Star and Gus went over to Mirth's place.

Star has a Hannibal Lecter-like gift for "serving the people".
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Steelgrave on May 19, 2015, 04:55:36 PM
Their state-run media does almost as good a job as our own leftist media whores here in the US. George Stephanopoulos and Chris Matthews could still teach 'em a thing or two though. ::)

"It is hard to understand that the farm visited by Kim Jong Il did not arrange even the room for education in revolutionary history," KCNA quoted Kim as saying. "The employees who failed to bear deep in their minds his leadership exploits could hardly perform their role as masters in production."
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 19, 2015, 05:52:30 PM
Don't forget Olbermann
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Steelgrave on May 19, 2015, 06:33:27 PM
^It's not so much forgetting him as fear that the mention of his name summons him from the depths...... >:D
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 19, 2015, 07:10:18 PM
Yeah, he's kinda like Beetlejuice that way.
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Steelgrave on May 19, 2015, 07:16:43 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 19, 2015, 07:10:18 PM
Yeah, he's kinda like Beetlejuice that way.

Beetlejuice dresses better and has twice the charisma   O0
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 19, 2015, 07:19:54 PM
And more of a moral compass
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 19, 2015, 07:22:04 PM
Olbermann, Olbermann, O...
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Steelgrave on May 19, 2015, 07:28:33 PM
^Stop that!
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 19, 2015, 07:38:05 PM
Obeljuice!
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Steelgrave on May 19, 2015, 10:16:20 PM
Ha!
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Centurion40 on May 20, 2015, 08:29:10 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on May 19, 2015, 07:16:43 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 19, 2015, 07:10:18 PM
Yeah, he's kinda like Beetlejuice that way.

Beetlejuice dresses better and has twice the charisma   O0

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F4%2F41%2FBeetlejuice_onstage.jpg&hash=8f35fc2834c125c4c1d7ac4952d79fefe81c06be)
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Centurion40 on May 20, 2015, 08:29:37 AM
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ringof5.com%2Fuserdata%2Ffun_rings%2F52_1360651393_1578369508.jpg&hash=d72574572fe55b062bea2d6469da9e85a8bd11b6)
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Centurion40 on May 20, 2015, 08:30:14 AM
(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1264.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj487%2Feamsg%2Fbeetlejuice_zps83058598.jpg&hash=347da22fe6fcb2b1d10f9276669419fd1b241b71)
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: LongBlade on May 20, 2015, 09:08:39 AM
OK, I give up. Who is that guy? ^
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Centurion40 on May 20, 2015, 09:25:27 AM
Beetlejuice!!! Damn!
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: GDS_Starfury on May 20, 2015, 12:18:13 PM
made famous on the Howard Stern show IIRC.
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: LongBlade on May 20, 2015, 12:32:35 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 20, 2015, 12:18:13 PM
made famous on the Howard Stern show IIRC.

Howard Stern does not impress me. No wonder I don't know him.
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 20, 2015, 12:35:53 PM
Stern is an excellent interviewer. I get that a lot of people don't like him, but he deserves credit for getting his guests to open up and honestly talk about a wide range of topics.
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Centurion40 on May 20, 2015, 12:38:39 PM
Not to mention exploiting the mentally challenged, like Beetlejuice!!

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fx-nHdZe-0cM%2Fhqdefault.jpg&hash=257cb9799aee65fb4099904d48337beb930c7285)

That being said, Beet's life enjoyment must have sky-rocketed since he first appeared on Stern.

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache1.asset-cache.net%2Fxc%2F115439984-howard-stern-wack-pack-member-beetlejuice-is-filmmagic.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26amp%3Bc%3DIWSAsset%26amp%3Bk%3D2%26amp%3Bd%3D77BFBA49EF87892140FEB0FF7845C57D9C87C2272267E1A56C64677EF18DDF6D014F13046EF94052E30A760B0D811297&hash=902258ced0431800a24f3d33fa61a811783e1661)

(https://www.grogheads.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos1.blogger.com%2Fblogger%2F5220%2F1342%2F400%2Fa303_001b.jpg&hash=1617dc95632f3c6992c9023990bb801e88886ee1)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BytKm8pCAAEC1fR.jpg)
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Steelgrave on May 20, 2015, 05:49:16 PM
The person who looks the most mentally challenged is the a$$hole in the Eagles jersey. Class act is written alllll over that dude.
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: mirth on May 20, 2015, 06:02:11 PM
What do you expect from an Eagles fan?
Title: Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
Post by: Steelgrave on May 20, 2015, 07:22:20 PM
Actually, I'm pretty certain he's the official representative......the worst part of living half an hour from Philly this last year is listening to the yahoo Eagles fans on the radio.