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Title: How *not* to hide an affair
Post by: LongBlade on August 07, 2015, 02:01:00 PM
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QuoteA Michigan state representative reportedly tried to conceal an extramarital relationship with a fellow lawmaker by orchestrating the distribution of a bogus email -- claiming he had sex with a male prostitute.

The Detroit News published audio recordings Friday of state Republican Rep. Todd Courser's alleged conversations about the scheme.

Follow the logic here: According to The Detroit News, Courser's plan was to send out the bogus email rife with salacious and over-the-top details, so that any revelation about his relationship with fellow state Rep. Cindy Gamrat wouldn't seem so bad.

"It will make anything else that comes out after that -- that isn't a video -- mundane, tame by comparison," Courser, who is married and has children, reportedly told an aide, Ben Graham.

Alternative titles could have been: When Tea Partiers Go Bad, or That's My Kind of Tea Party!

source: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/08/07/michigan-pol-reportedly-tried-to-fake-male-prostitute-scandal-to-hide-affair
Title: Re: How *not* to hide an affair
Post by: besilarius on August 07, 2015, 05:09:50 PM
Sounds like the stuff that Himmler's Sicherheitdienst would come up with to make the Abwehr seem tired and incompetent.
Title: Re: How *not* to hide an affair
Post by: Gusington on August 07, 2015, 06:38:14 PM
Clearly taken from Starfury's Handbook on Illicit Wick Dipping.
Title: Re: How *not* to hide an affair
Post by: Nefaro on August 07, 2015, 08:05:07 PM
He probably did it thinking that he would be untouchable after being labelled gay.
Title: Re: How *not* to hide an affair
Post by: LongBlade on August 07, 2015, 08:25:19 PM
He should have played the transgender card.

That's like Get Out of Jail Free as long as the fad lasts.

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Title: Re: How *not* to hide an affair
Post by: Sir Slash on August 07, 2015, 09:49:42 PM
Just proves that you don't have to be intelligent to be in government, just smarter than the people who vote.