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Title: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Nefaro on May 30, 2017, 03:48:35 AM
From Big Man Tyrone, promotional internet merc-for-hire.   :DD


Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Sir Slash on May 30, 2017, 09:38:41 AM
Send that man to Afghanistan. As SOON as possible, please! I'm not really sure what weapon I sexually identify with, kind of depends on the situation. Sometimes a slow and sneaky sub, sometimes a fast-attack, in and out quick hydrofoil. Other times a great big stand-off, hit-them-from-afar battleship. But it's always got water involved. Torpedoes Away!  :-"
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 10:03:03 AM
I identify as an atomic bomb. Not sexually, just generally.
My best friend said I have 5 levels to my madness.
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
Just five?
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 10:40:17 AM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
Just five?

Yes. I may have a short fuse. I may have threatened people at work.
In my defense, it's inappropriate to start a conversation by asking me if I took my medication today because  you heard I was bipolar.  That's none of your business.  Maybe I meaner than my demons. That guy was an idiot and I should of punched him in the face... instead I told him I was going to call the cops if he kept harassing me... Haven't seen him since.  O0 Normal State.

Level 5 is Dragon Mode/Atomic Bomb. I don't care if you are a stranger trying to help me. You will get hurt. If I can see you, you're not moving fast enough.
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:41:38 AM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 10:40:17 AM
I may have threatened people at work.

Who hasn't?
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: bbmike on May 31, 2017, 10:45:31 AM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:41:38 AM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 10:40:17 AM
I may have threatened people at work.

Who hasn't?

:2funny:
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Barthheart on May 31, 2017, 10:54:50 AM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:41:38 AM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 10:40:17 AM
I may have threatened people at work.

Who hasn't?

Yeah, but it's different when you threaten them with a particle accelerator.....
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 31, 2017, 10:54:50 AM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:41:38 AM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 10:40:17 AM
I may have threatened people at work.

Who hasn't?

Yeah, but it's different when you threaten them with a particle accelerator.....

Full on Atomic Bomb mode.
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 31, 2017, 11:23:32 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 31, 2017, 10:54:50 AM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:41:38 AM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 10:40:17 AM
I may have threatened people at work.

Who hasn't?

Yeah, but it's different when you threaten them with a particle accelerator.....

Yes, but no one takes a Canadian threat seriously
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 11:26:07 AM
 Full on atomic bomb mode explanation:
I have had many incidents were men grab me from behind. Usually I just tell them to go away. But this one guy thought he was being funny and decided to do it again. I'm not sure what happened in the moment,  but he did apologize to me a week later in front of his wife. He wanted to hug it out. My response was to threaten him in front of his wife with, "If I wanted to kill you you would be dead. Take your apology and go fuck yourself." Someone told me I was holding a knife to his throat. I honestly don't remember this. This wasn't the 1st time this guy has grabbed me, touched me or said inappropriate things to me.  I've asked him to stop repeatedly, I've told my boss. Nobody seems to give a shit until it gets ugly. So I quit. Because he's an asshole. But here's to me starting a new job in July. Yay me!  Looking forward to the next asshole I have to deal with. I don't think my anger therapy is working.  I'm very angry right now. I come here for shits and giggles. Oh look my backyard is an ocean. I'm going swimming.
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Barthheart on May 31, 2017, 11:35:35 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 31, 2017, 11:23:32 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 31, 2017, 10:54:50 AM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:41:38 AM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 10:40:17 AM
I may have threatened people at work.

Who hasn't?

Yeah, but it's different when you threaten them with a particle accelerator.....

Yes, but no one takes a Canadian threat seriously

Sorry.
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: bbmike on May 31, 2017, 11:44:00 AM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 11:26:07 AM
Full on atomic bomb mode explanation:
I have had many incidents were men grab me from behind. Usually I just tell them to go away. But this one guy thought he was being funny and decided to do it again. I'm not sure what happened in the moment,  but he did apologize to me a week later in front of his wife. He wanted to hug it out. My response was to threaten him in front of his wife with, "If I wanted to kill you you would be dead. Take your apology and go fuck yourself." Someone told me I was holding a knife to his throat. I honestly don't remember this. This wasn't the 1st time this guy has grabbed me, touched me or said inappropriate things to me.  I've asked him to stop repeatedly, I've told my boss. Nobody seems to give a shit until it gets ugly. So I quit. Because he's an asshole. But here's to me starting a new job in July. Yay me!  Looking forward to the next asshole I have to deal with. I don't think my anger therapy is working.  I'm very angry right now. I come here for shits and giggles. Oh look my backyard is an ocean. I'm going swimming.

That is so covfefe
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 11:47:24 AM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 11:26:07 AM
I come here for shits and giggles.

I come here for shits. Gus is more of the giggles type.
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 11:50:23 AM
Quote from: bbmike on May 31, 2017, 11:44:00 AM
That is so covfefe

I was waiting for someone here to use that
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: bbmike on May 31, 2017, 12:07:55 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 11:50:23 AM
Quote from: bbmike on May 31, 2017, 11:44:00 AM
That is so covfefe

I was waiting for someone here to use that

Well, it wasn't like her narrative was disfurbled
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 12:10:40 PM
A very cromulent observation.
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Gusington on May 31, 2017, 12:18:37 PM
TEEHEE BIGLY
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: OJsDad on May 31, 2017, 02:57:46 PM
Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 11:26:07 AM
Full on atomic bomb mode explanation:
I have had many incidents were men grab me from behind. Usually I just tell them to go away. But this one guy thought he was being funny and decided to do it again. I'm not sure what happened in the moment,  but he did apologize to me a week later in front of his wife. He wanted to hug it out. My response was to threaten him in front of his wife with, "If I wanted to kill you you would be dead. Take your apology and go fuck yourself." Someone told me I was holding a knife to his throat. I honestly don't remember this. This wasn't the 1st time this guy has grabbed me, touched me or said inappropriate things to me.  I've asked him to stop repeatedly, I've told my boss. Nobody seems to give a shit until it gets ugly. So I quit. Because he's an asshole. But here's to me starting a new job in July. Yay me!  Looking forward to the next asshole I have to deal with. I don't think my anger therapy is working.  I'm very angry right now. I come here for shits and giggles. Oh look my backyard is an ocean. I'm going swimming.

Hopefully you don't have to deal with guys like that again in the new job.  Doesn't say much for his wife either.  If I did what you described to a co-worker, by wife would have taken care of the problem.  No boss needed. 
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Ubercat on May 31, 2017, 08:23:39 PM
It's hard to believe that ANY man in a western country could get away with behaving like that, never mind a series of them!
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: JasonPratt on June 01, 2017, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 31, 2017, 11:23:32 AM
Yes, but no one takes a Canadian threat seriously

Except Rommel. He knew something.

Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 11:26:07 AMI don't think my anger therapy is working.  I'm very angry right now. I come here for shits and giggles. Oh look my backyard is an ocean. I'm going swimming.

I've heard swimming is great for anger therapy!  O0 Hopefully that works out for you.
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: Nefaro on June 02, 2017, 12:46:35 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on June 01, 2017, 11:32:20 AM

Quote from: Crazy Girl on May 31, 2017, 11:26:07 AMI don't think my anger therapy is working.  I'm very angry right now. I come here for shits and giggles. Oh look my backyard is an ocean. I'm going swimming.

I've heard swimming [in your foe's blood] is great for anger therapy!  O0 Hopefully that works out for you.


Fixed that for you, JP!   ;)
Title: Re: A Message On Sexual Identification
Post by: JasonPratt on June 02, 2017, 07:29:26 AM
^ Also related to what Rommel knew about Canada?  ^-^