Justin Bieber is applying for US Citizenship. :pullhair:
And Celine Dion is living in Las Vegas. :buck2:
Next thing you know William Shatner, the Kirk, will move to Canada. :2funny:
http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/15/justin-bieber-us-citizenship-apply-canadian-dual/
I don't understand. Weren't a bunch of celebrities supposed to move to Canada a year or two ago? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING!? :hide:
...I feel so betrayed. ^-^
Quote from: airboy on September 15, 2018, 11:15:01 AM
Justin Bieber is applying for US Citizenship. :pullhair:
And Celine Dion is living in Las Vegas. :buck2:
Next thing you know William Shatner, the Kirk, will move to Canada. :2funny:
http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/15/justin-bieber-us-citizenship-apply-canadian-dual/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner
William Shatner
is Canadian.
I'm betting that he knew that already.
You can tell I knew about The Kirk by the symbols I had beside the three names.
I think we should confuse the shit out of them by putting up, 'Welcome to Mexico' signs at the US-Canada border. That'd have them headed back north in a hurry.
That might work around Quebec, but everywhere else people will either think that it's a joke, or assume bureaucratic incompetence.
I'm glad that you all get to keep the Beebs. And no, we don't want Pauly Shore or Carrot Top in exchange.
:peace:
How about the Kardashians?
Do we get to pick? Or is it an all-or-nothing deal?
All or nothing I say though if they keep mass producing, there's bound to be one worth keeping eventually.
I always think that the name 'Kardashians' sound like an alien race from a SciFi film................
You may be on to something....
Dated an Armenian girl, not named Kardashian, back in the dim days.
The family was okay but never could get over losing to the Turks. A rather alien attitude after Vietnam.
I used to work with a Greek guy who carped constantly about the Turks and what they did to 'his' people. I don't think the guy could find Greece on a map.
I found Greece on a map once - I think it may have dripped off a chip butty.
Quote from: bob48 on September 19, 2018, 03:15:56 PM
I always think that the name 'Kardashians' sound like an alien race from a SciFi film................
This explains everything. Thanks for exposing the conspiracy. O0
This is THE most Canadian thing I've ever read :bd: :2funny: :DD 8)
RCMP reminds Nova Scotians to lock their doors after pair enter wrong home, clean it
By Alexander Quon
RCMP are reminding Nova Scotians to lock their doors after investigating a report of suspicious activity in Upper Tantallon, N.S., involving a conspicuously clean home. RCMP say just before 3 p.m., officers responded to a complaint that there were two suspicious women in a home.
The Mounties were called by the homeowner, who was not home at the time. The homeowners had been contacted by a concerned neighbour after the two women were observed in the home with a vacuum cleaner and a mop.
Police later determined that the house was left unlocked in order for the neighbour to walk the owner's dog. Instead, two women showed up, cleaned the house, and left without knowing they had the wrong address.
"Although the house was cleaned for free, RCMP would like to take this opportunity to remind homeowners to ensure their doors are locked at all times," the Mounties wrote in a press release, adding that they commended the neighbours for being observant and contacting the homeowner.
https://globalnews.ca/news/4567392/rcmp-reminds-nova-scotians-to-lock-their-doors-after-pair-enter-wrong-home-clean-it/?fbclid=IwAR0gf6iyIuFPa-CtK7GTZZIxuQeGxz38eBF_qdUSkCb20frGxreB58Vmjs8 (https://globalnews.ca/news/4567392/rcmp-reminds-nova-scotians-to-lock-their-doors-after-pair-enter-wrong-home-clean-it/?fbclid=IwAR0gf6iyIuFPa-CtK7GTZZIxuQeGxz38eBF_qdUSkCb20frGxreB58Vmjs8)
The Mounties ALWAYS get their man. Or girls in this case. Dudley Dooright would be proud.
On the other hand, since this story came-out, we've started to leave our doors unlocked.
Fingers crossed!!
Canadian doors have locks? :o Why? Probably to keep the Americans out.... makes sense.
Quote from: Centurion40 on October 29, 2018, 07:19:26 AM
On the other hand, since this story came-out, we've started to leave our doors unlocked.
Fingers crossed!!
:DD :DD :DD :DD :bd:
No joy yet.... :(
Depending on what part of Canada, I suppose they might be French maids...
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 31, 2018, 08:53:26 AM
Depending on what part of Canada, I suppose they might be French maids...
Properly attired, I would certainly go so far as to hold the door open for them.