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Offline LongBlade

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50 Shades of Fraud
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:04:09 PM »


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A Frenchman masquerading as a 37-year old "male model" offering women 50 Shades of Grey-type sex dates in the dark is facing rape charges after they belatedly discovered he was a short, fat and balding 68-year old.

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After a steamy text message exchange last year, "he explained he wanted to play a game like in 50 Shades of Grey to make things more exciting," Le Parisien newspaper cites her as saying.

Once inside his dark flat, she was ordered to don a blindfold and then join "Anthony" in the bedroom. After having sex and despite his reticence to turn on the lights, she flicked the switch to find herself in bed with "a man of around 65 with glasses, balding and all wrinkly," she is cited as saying. "He didn't correspond at all to the photo. I felt total disgust."

source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11581507/50-Shades-of-Subterfuge-Rape-charges-as-male-model-offering-sex-in-dark-turns-out-to-be-balding-68-year-old.html

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Re: 50 Shades of Fraud
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2015, 05:37:48 PM »
caveat emptor
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Re: 50 Shades of Fraud
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2015, 06:37:18 PM »
HAHAHA that is hilarious. And inspiring.
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Re: 50 Shades of Fraud
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2015, 06:54:59 PM »
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Re: 50 Shades of Fraud
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2015, 07:24:09 PM »
If she didn't complain until the lights came on I'm not sure what her problem is. She wanted a blindfolded evening of sensuality. Sounds like she got it.

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Re: 50 Shades of Fraud
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2015, 07:43:14 PM »
So did Star post bail afterwards???   ;D

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Re: 50 Shades of Fraud
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2015, 10:56:28 PM »
So did Star post bail afterwards???   ;D

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