File Under WTF?

[LongBlade]

Yes, another WTF thread.

A man was kidnapped at gunpoint and raped by three women who collected his semen in a cool box and stealing it before abandoning their victim - and the method is part of a growing trend.

The 33-year-old man gave the women directions when they pulled up in a black BMW. Suddenly, one of the women armed with a gun got out and forced him into the back of the car at gunpoint.

The trio then drove him 500km away and fondled him in the back of the car but he did not become aroused, so they forced him to drink an 'unknown substance' from a bottle to aid him.

source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3071749/Man-raped-gunpoint-THREE-women-collect-semen-cooler-box-steal-South-Africa.html

Know what's even wilder? This isn't the first time it's happened.

[Centurion40]

Let's hope that his is how the space aliens are doing it these days!  ^-^

[BanzaiCat]

So, uh, when does this phenomenon hit stateside?  O:-)

[mirth]

So, uh, when does this phenomenon hit stateside?  O:-)

Who says it hasn't already?

[Centurion40]

This might explain why Star is dressing up as a South African policeman and hanging out at cougar watering holes.

[Martok]

I'm going to be Captain Buzzkill this time around: 


5 Awful Realities of Being a Man Who Was Raped by a Woman

[LongBlade]

I'm going to be Captain Buzzkill this time around: 


5 Awful Realities of Being a Man Who Was Raped by a Woman

Great article.

That's not exactly where I was going with my WTF, though I can understand the confusion.

I was thinking more along the lines that if three women approached a guy and offered the opportunity of a good time that a little bit of honey would get more than a gallon of gall. They'd probably have managed to capture a few specimens, likely willingly, if they'd only managed to be nice about it.

As it is, they're criminals. I hope they're caught and prosecuted.

[Martok]

Great article.

That's not exactly where I was going with my WTF, though I can understand the confusion.

No confusion, actually.  I posted the article more in response to our colleagues' subsequent comments, not your OP.  (I know everyone was just being good-naturedly tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing, but having stumbled across that article just a few days prior -- and given the nature of the story you posted -- I felt compelled to link to it here.)  :) 

I was thinking more along the lines that if three women approached a guy and offered the opportunity of a good time that a little bit of honey would get more than a gallon of gall. They'd probably have managed to capture a few specimens, likely willingly, if they'd only managed to be nice about it.

Oh, unquestionably.  The fact that they're *not* being nice about it says...I'm not sure what, exactly, but nothing good (obviously).  My instinct says that at the very least, these women probably hate men (or at least certain groups/types of men), but beyond that, I'm not sure what to make of it. 

That they're also taking semen samples suggests that perhaps they're getting paid to do this. 

As it is, they're criminals. I hope they're caught and prosecuted.

Agreed. 

[besilarius]

"That they're also taking semen samples suggests that perhaps they're getting paid to do this."

And, of course, what is the only bank you lose interest in after making a deposit?

A sperm bank.