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Offline LongBlade

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*Nothing* could go wrong here...
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:47:00 AM »
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Chicks with dino-snouts? With a little molecular tinkering, for the first time scientists have created chicken embryos with broad, Velociraptor-like muzzles in the place of their beaks.

The bizarrely developing chickens shed new light on how the bird beak evolved, scientists added.

source: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/05/13/chicken-embryos-with-dinosaur-snouts-created-in-lab/?intcmp=features

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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2015, 07:50:11 AM »
Velocirooster
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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2015, 07:58:26 AM »
Ha!

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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2015, 09:15:13 AM »
God bless the interwebz


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2015, 10:19:29 AM »
Veloci-roosters and robotic lawn mowers.

We are so screwed.
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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2015, 10:38:29 AM »
I for one welcome our new robotic  veloci-rooster overlords.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

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Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2015, 10:42:00 PM »
Veloci-roosters and robotic lawn mowers.

We are so screwed.


Don't forget the meat-eating robots!

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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2015, 04:39:28 PM »
Wait for the lawn mowing raptor-bots.
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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2015, 05:41:43 PM »
Cockasaurus Rex?
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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2015, 07:01:28 PM »
Cockasaurus Rex?

I think we have a Daily Winner of the Internet.

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Re: *Nothing* could go wrong here...
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2015, 08:07:07 PM »
Nice!
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