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No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« on: May 19, 2015, 11:48:41 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-terrapin-farm/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obinsite

This is one of those delightful little stories that makes my news day.

He's also upset that his meteorologists can't predict the weather.

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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2015, 12:01:55 PM »
The last time I heard the phrase "below-zero spirit of serving the people" was after that weekend Star and Gus went over to Mirth's place.

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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2015, 12:24:45 PM »
Doesn't the Sun-God Kim make the weather? Why does he need meteorologists?
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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2015, 12:26:32 PM »
The last time I heard the phrase "below-zero spirit of serving the people" was after that weekend Star and Gus went over to Mirth's place.

Star has a Hannibal Lecter-like gift for "serving the people".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2015, 03:55:36 PM »
Their state-run media does almost as good a job as our own leftist media whores here in the US. George Stephanopoulos and Chris Matthews could still teach 'em a thing or two though. ::)

"It is hard to understand that the farm visited by Kim Jong Il did not arrange even the room for education in revolutionary history," KCNA quoted Kim as saying. "The employees who failed to bear deep in their minds his leadership exploits could hardly perform their role as masters in production."

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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2015, 04:52:30 PM »
Don't forget Olbermann
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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2015, 05:33:27 PM »
^It's not so much forgetting him as fear that the mention of his name summons him from the depths...... >:D

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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2015, 06:10:18 PM »
Yeah, he's kinda like Beetlejuice that way.
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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2015, 06:16:43 PM »
Yeah, he's kinda like Beetlejuice that way.

Beetlejuice dresses better and has twice the charisma   O0

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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2015, 06:19:54 PM »
And more of a moral compass
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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2015, 06:22:04 PM »
Olbermann, Olbermann, O...
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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2015, 06:28:33 PM »
^Stop that!

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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2015, 06:38:05 PM »
Obeljuice!
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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2015, 09:16:20 PM »
Ha!

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Re: No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2015, 07:29:10 AM »
Yeah, he's kinda like Beetlejuice that way.

Beetlejuice dresses better and has twice the charisma   O0

Any time is a good time for pie.