The inevitable Robot revolution has taken an odd turn

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besilarius

May 22, 2015, 04:44:57 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Nefaro

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May 22, 2015, 07:48:29 PM
QuotePatrick is connected to a mock prostate in a robotic ass.


Words I never expected to hear in my lifetime.

LongBlade

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May 22, 2015, 08:00:22 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on May 22, 2015, 07:48:29 PM
QuotePatrick is connected to a mock prostate in a robotic ass.


Words I never expected to hear in my lifetime.

Substitute "Patrick" with "Starfury" and it's a lot more familiar.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

DoctorQuest

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May 22, 2015, 09:36:12 PM
Quote from: besilarius on May 22, 2015, 04:44:57 PM
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/meet_patrick_the_robotic_proctology_simulation_ass

Inquiring minds want to know what the hell you were looking for when you found this.  :-\
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Uberhaus

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May 23, 2015, 12:54:34 AM Last Edit: May 23, 2015, 12:56:47 AM by Uberhaus
Patrick Starfish?

besilarius

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May 23, 2015, 07:31:46 AM
Doctor, my old grade school has a Facebook site.  The link was posted there.
When you reach our age, prostate issues get discussed a lot.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Steelgrave

#6
May 23, 2015, 07:44:57 AM
Just wait until Security hears moaning from that room at night and finds the door unlocked    :o

DoctorQuest

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May 23, 2015, 09:57:05 AM
Quote from: besilarius on May 23, 2015, 07:31:46 AM
Doctor, my old grade school has a Facebook site.  The link was posted there.
When you reach our age, prostate issues get discussed a lot.

I did not mean any real insult. I AM that age. I have been there, done that and got the tee shirt.

To be brutally honest I think the simulator is a good idea.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

besilarius

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May 23, 2015, 12:33:48 PM
All in good fun, Doctor.
Nothing like the snap of latex in the morning.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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