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LongBlade

May 22, 2015, 08:03:45 PM
They may have found it.

QuoteNine brains inexplicably appeared earlier this week along a street in a St. Lawrence County village. How the brains got there and where they came from remains a mystery.

source: http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2015/05/possible_dog_brains_found_in_st_lawrence_county_a_mystery.html
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#1
May 22, 2015, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on May 22, 2015, 08:03:45 PM
They may have found it.

QuoteNine brains inexplicably appeared earlier this week along a street in a St. Lawrence County village. How the brains got there and where they came from remains a mystery.

source: http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2015/05/possible_dog_brains_found_in_st_lawrence_county_a_mystery.html

Dang. What forms do I need to fill out to get mine back?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#2
May 23, 2015, 07:33:52 AM
Has ISIS forced the relocation of the Transylvania Brain Bank?
It would be a shame if the brain of Hans Delbruck, scientist and saint, were lost.
Even Abby Normal's.
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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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LongBlade

#3
May 23, 2015, 09:05:32 AM
Dear old Abby.

I think have the people in here are related to him.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

steve58

#4
May 23, 2015, 09:22:07 AM
Hhhmmm, I can easily think of 9 politicians in DC that would benefit from replacing that which masquerades as gray matter in their heads with the 9 brains found on the street...
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
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Mr. Bigglesworth

#5
May 25, 2015, 10:11:30 AM
Maybe someone is starting an outbrain service.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

BanzaiCat

#6
May 26, 2015, 02:29:26 PM

mirth

#7
May 26, 2015, 02:32:46 PM
Compress all those things into 50% of the total brain cavity, reserve the remaining space for "thinking about boobs" and that's my brain.
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BanzaiCat

#8
May 26, 2015, 04:08:27 PM
Only 50%? I think a Man CardTM calls for at least 80%, and at all times.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#9
May 26, 2015, 06:02:56 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

mirth

#10
May 26, 2015, 06:04:57 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 26, 2015, 04:08:27 PM
Only 50%? I think a Man CardTM calls for at least 80%, and at all times.

I have a really big brain.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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