Death By Golden Member

[BanzaiCat]

L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate's [sic] Own Genitals To Death

http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

Los Angeles | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a
professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts. The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films

Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of "Pelotas de oro", or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

[mirth]

Darwinism in action

[LongBlade]

L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate's Own Genitals To Death

http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

Los Angeles | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a
professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts. The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films

Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of "Pelotas de oro", or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

We need to encourage more gang members to try that. Heck, I'll even chip in for the cost of the lead paint!

[GDS_Starfury]

we've been punning it to death on fb already.