Another Failed Celebrity Relationship

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mirth

August 05, 2015, 10:22:18 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#1
August 05, 2015, 11:28:11 AM
I guarantee Gus is part of a love triangle.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

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August 05, 2015, 11:55:09 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 11:28:11 AM
I guarantee Gus is part of a love triangle.

The article did say Kermit was dating someone new
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#3
August 05, 2015, 12:26:28 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 05, 2015, 11:55:09 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 11:28:11 AM
I guarantee Gus is part of a love triangle.

The article did say Kermit was dating someone new

Yeah, he does tend to hop around a lot.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#4
August 05, 2015, 12:36:05 PM
Quote from: bob48 on August 05, 2015, 12:26:28 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 05, 2015, 11:55:09 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 11:28:11 AM
I guarantee Gus is part of a love triangle.

The article did say Kermit was dating someone new

Yeah, he does tend to hop around a lot.

No flies on him.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#5
August 05, 2015, 12:46:02 PM
The story has me ribbeted.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#6
August 05, 2015, 12:51:20 PM
I think it's a lot of bull.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#7
August 05, 2015, 01:08:03 PM
I'll bet Kermit has Gus squealing like a pig.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#8
August 05, 2015, 02:06:31 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 01:08:03 PM
I'll bet Kermit has Gus squealing like a pig.

"Oh Kermie!"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#9
August 05, 2015, 02:40:58 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison

#10
August 05, 2015, 06:42:06 PM
I wonder what bacon wrapped frog legs taste like?

mirth

#11
August 05, 2015, 06:49:30 PM
Quote from: Bison on August 05, 2015, 06:42:06 PM
I wonder what bacon wrapped frog legs taste like?

Chicken.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Arctic Blast

#12
August 05, 2015, 11:44:14 PM

Freyland

#13
August 06, 2015, 12:02:32 AM
At the risk of sticking my neck out, what's with all the Gus abuse?  Is there a Muppet connection I've yet to stumble on in my catch-up reading?

MetalDog

#14
August 06, 2015, 06:06:56 AM
It's a time honored tradition to razz Gus about being short and polyamorous.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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