How *not* to hide an affair

Started by LongBlade, August 07, 2015, 02:01:00 PM

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QuoteA Michigan state representative reportedly tried to conceal an extramarital relationship with a fellow lawmaker by orchestrating the distribution of a bogus email -- claiming he had sex with a male prostitute.

The Detroit News published audio recordings Friday of state Republican Rep. Todd Courser's alleged conversations about the scheme.

Follow the logic here: According to The Detroit News, Courser's plan was to send out the bogus email rife with salacious and over-the-top details, so that any revelation about his relationship with fellow state Rep. Cindy Gamrat wouldn't seem so bad.

"It will make anything else that comes out after that -- that isn't a video -- mundane, tame by comparison," Courser, who is married and has children, reportedly told an aide, Ben Graham.

Alternative titles could have been: When Tea Partiers Go Bad, or That's My Kind of Tea Party!

source: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/08/07/michigan-pol-reportedly-tried-to-fake-male-prostitute-scandal-to-hide-affair
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besilarius

Sounds like the stuff that Himmler's Sicherheitdienst would come up with to make the Abwehr seem tired and incompetent.
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Gusington

Clearly taken from Starfury's Handbook on Illicit Wick Dipping.


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Nefaro

He probably did it thinking that he would be untouchable after being labelled gay.

LongBlade

He should have played the transgender card.

That's like Get Out of Jail Free as long as the fad lasts.

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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

Just proves that you don't have to be intelligent to be in government, just smarter than the people who vote.
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