Assault wtih a Ducky Weapon

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LongBlade

August 20, 2015, 12:51:04 PM
QuoteAn animal rights activist was beaten with a duck by a Spanish woman defending one of the country's most bizarre and controversial festival traditions.

The man was whacked with the bird while he filmed the annual "duck chase" in the Catalonian seaside town of Roses, where every August ducks are thrown into the Mediterranean and then caught and brought back to the shore by swimmers.

source: https://news.yahoo.com/animal-rights-activist-beaten-duck-spain-135054948.html
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mirth

#1
August 20, 2015, 01:19:06 PM
That's qwacky.
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DoctorQuest

#2
August 20, 2015, 04:24:45 PM
Truly fowl behavior.
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Nefaro

#3
August 20, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
They must mad, with such a tradition.  Some kind of mallardy.

Staggerwing

#4
August 20, 2015, 06:03:56 PM
Pretty daffy if you ask me.
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LongBlade

#5
August 20, 2015, 06:32:14 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on August 20, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
They must mad, with such a tradition.  Some kind of mallardy.

Hah!
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Airborne Rifles

#6
August 20, 2015, 06:41:32 PM
That festival is for the birds.

Sir Slash

#7
August 20, 2015, 06:57:38 PM
Bet they send her a.... BILL. Please don't sneer at me over the internet.
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LongBlade

#8
August 20, 2015, 07:46:51 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 20, 2015, 06:57:38 PM
Bet they send her a.... BILL. Please don't sneer at me over the internet.

Only MetalDog. The rest of us quietly give you a golf clap.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Freyland

#9
August 21, 2015, 11:02:15 AM
The activist clearly didnt duck sufficiently to avoid injury

DoctorQuest

#10
August 21, 2015, 11:11:26 AM
She should have hit him with THIS DUKW.....

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LongBlade

#11
August 21, 2015, 11:32:38 AM
Animal activists should be careful when they try to wing it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Freyland

#12
August 21, 2015, 01:57:58 PM
But imagine if he pulled it off!  Feather in his cap, and all that.

BanzaiCat

#13
August 21, 2015, 04:20:59 PM
Waddle MetalDog do when he sees this thread?

MD, don't let these puns get your goose.

Still, it would be a bit tough to be Peking the best one of the bunch.

LongBlade

#14
August 21, 2015, 04:27:22 PM
Thanks, BC. It's on now.

The punners are going to flock to this thread.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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