Wonder Woman Lunchbox Banned by School

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mirth

August 27, 2015, 08:44:35 AM
What a stupid world we live in

http://imgur.com/a/DlAVV#yBKn1kg
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bayonetbrant

#1
August 27, 2015, 09:54:13 AM
I want to bring an Audie Murphy lunchbox to school, just to see if they'd send home the same letter.

Maybe Ike?
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mirth

#2
August 27, 2015, 09:55:25 AM
All banned.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3
August 27, 2015, 09:55:45 AM
Carter would be okay though.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#4
August 27, 2015, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 27, 2015, 09:55:45 AM
Carter would be okay though.

Nope. IIRC Carter was a submariner qualified to work on a nuke powerplant. An excellent case of Intelligence != Wisdom, but he definitely served in the military.
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mirth

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August 27, 2015, 10:19:59 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 27, 2015, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 27, 2015, 09:55:45 AM
Carter would be okay though.

Nope. IIRC Carter was a submariner qualified to work on a nuke powerplant. An excellent case of Intelligence != Wisdom, but he definitely served in the military.

True. The sissies would not like that at all.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Cyrano

#6
August 27, 2015, 11:11:53 AM
Man, my KISS lunchbox would have been a problem...
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besilarius

#7
August 27, 2015, 05:56:37 PM
Hopalong Cassidy?
A really pretty horse and lots of guns.
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Bison

#8
August 27, 2015, 07:37:35 PM
I'd keep sending the kid to school with the lunch box.

mirth

#9
August 27, 2015, 07:43:50 PM
Me too.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#10
August 28, 2015, 05:46:56 AM
I'm sure it'll get to the point where even solid-color lunchboxes will be considered offensive...

"No, you can't have a blue lunchbox, because it's a boy's color and we want to be inclusive of girls. Pink is all good though." Etc.

Centurion40

#11
August 28, 2015, 07:08:12 AM
So this would be a no-no.   >:(

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#12
August 28, 2015, 07:09:37 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#13
August 28, 2015, 07:11:34 AM
And I suppose this would be no f-ing way...

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#14
August 28, 2015, 07:12:44 AM
some serious violence here, not to mention the bondage!

Any time is a good time for pie.
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