Wonder Woman Lunchbox Banned by School

Started by mirth, August 27, 2015, 08:44:35 AM

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Bison

I'm too busy being outraged to worry about facts and authenticity!

mirth

The thing is that even if not true, it's entirely plausible in this day.
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JasonPratt

Yep, I used to have that box and thermos! She's justifiably proud.  O0

Though a lunchbox with her on it displaying the LotL kit, probably banned. ::)
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GDS_Starfury

one wonders how much LB got beat up in 3rd grade because of his aquaman lunch box.
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DoctorQuest

Sigh.... I wish I still had this one....

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i would have taken an edding pen and send little Laura to school with this on the next day >:D

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Bison

Quote from: JasonPratt on August 29, 2015, 10:42:08 AM
Yep, I used to have that box and thermos! She's justifiably proud.  O0

Though a lunchbox with her on it displaying the LotL kit, probably banned. ::)

You had a Wonder Woman lunchbox?

Bison

I actually own and use this lunchbox.   It was given to me as a birthday gift from my daughters.  Some have said it's unprofessional, to which my response is I'm sorry you're so un-American.



MetalDog

There's none of us that doubt that.  Of course, you couldn't take a lunch box with that pussycat avatar you are using on it.  THEN people would be right to laugh ;)
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mirth

Quote from: Bison on August 30, 2015, 08:47:19 AM
I actually own and use this lunchbox.   It was given to me as a birthday gift from my daughters.  Some have said it's unprofessional, to which my response is I'm sorry you're so un-American.




You should just look at them and say, "Hail Hydra!"
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

Quote from: mirth on August 30, 2015, 08:53:09 AM
Quote from: Bison on August 30, 2015, 08:47:19 AM
I actually own and use this lunchbox.   It was given to me as a birthday gift from my daughters.  Some have said it's unprofessional, to which my response is I'm sorry you're so un-American.




You should just look at them and say, "Hail Hydra!"

Ha!

Fuck "professional." If that's your worst vice you're doing just fine.
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: Bison on August 30, 2015, 08:47:19 AMSome have said it's unprofessional, to which my response is I'm sorry you're so un-American.

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JasonPratt

Quote from: Bison on August 30, 2015, 08:39:41 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on August 29, 2015, 10:42:08 AM
Yep, I used to have that box and thermos! She's justifiably proud.  O0

Though a lunchbox with her on it displaying the LotL kit, probably banned. ::)

You had a Wonder Woman lunchbox?

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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!