Roswell was nazis

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besilarius

October 13, 2015, 07:06:00 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

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Steelgrave

#1
October 13, 2015, 07:57:08 AM
In some ways, that's be an even cooler story than aliens.  O0

mirth

#2
October 13, 2015, 08:12:14 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#3
October 13, 2015, 09:41:31 AM
We already know that it was Quark, Rom and Nog.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#4
October 13, 2015, 10:01:10 AM
Quark, Rom and Nog were Nazis?!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#5
October 13, 2015, 10:16:26 AM
I already know about this. I saw it in one of the Avenger movies. ;D
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bbmike

#6
October 13, 2015, 10:45:02 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 13, 2015, 10:01:10 AM
Quark, Rom and Nog were Nazis?!

;D You've almost got a complete Star Trek script there!
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#7
October 13, 2015, 11:29:53 AM
Quote from: bbmike on October 13, 2015, 10:45:02 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 13, 2015, 10:01:10 AM
Quark, Rom and Nog were Nazis?!

;D You've almost got a complete Star Trek script there!


Throw in a little technobabble, like "quantum displacement wave", and it practically writes itself!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#8
October 13, 2015, 11:45:09 AM
Yes. Toss in a "Prime Directive," "phasers to stun," and "warp core breach," and it's complete.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#9
October 13, 2015, 05:02:37 PM
That History Channel meme always make me laugh.
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panzerde

#10
October 13, 2015, 06:33:51 PM
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

mirth

#11
October 13, 2015, 08:41:40 PM
Iron Sky had such promise and yet was so awful.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#12
October 13, 2015, 08:48:23 PM
True. I stopped watching about 1/2 way through. Eventually I'll finish it though.

The band Liabach did give the movie a great theme song though:




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mirth

#13
October 13, 2015, 09:44:35 PM
^That video is about 1 million times better than the actual movie.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

panzerde

#14
October 13, 2015, 09:57:33 PM
Iron Sky is transcendently awful. It is also not a movie you should watch sober.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres
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