Deep Shower thoughts

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Centurion40

#1
October 22, 2015, 08:01:57 AM
"The person who proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi"    :2funny:

THAT should be Brant's sig line!
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#2
October 22, 2015, 06:38:23 PM
I usually think about Gus during long hot showers.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#3
October 22, 2015, 10:38:41 PM
You too huh?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#4
October 23, 2015, 06:01:02 AM
I always thought it was one of the threads that bind us all.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#5
October 23, 2015, 09:25:31 AM
   One thread to lead them all.
    One thread to find us.
   One thread to bring us all,
   And in the Shower bind us.
In the land of Grogheads where the shadows lie.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

#6
October 23, 2015, 10:20:11 AM
LMAO ^You obviously have hidden talents.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#7
October 23, 2015, 11:12:44 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 23, 2015, 09:25:31 AM

   And in the Shower bind us.


I sure hope you're not meaning golden showers there, sir.

LongBlade

#8
October 23, 2015, 05:25:51 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

#9
October 23, 2015, 10:38:38 PM
NO! Don't cross the streams! And don't drop the soap!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#10
October 24, 2015, 01:28:34 AM
Gus always drops the soap.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#12
October 24, 2015, 05:08:44 AM
Gus IS the soap

BanzaiCat

#13
October 24, 2015, 12:21:51 PM
Why use lube when there's spit?
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