The Out of Control Costs of Higher Education

Started by mirth, April 29, 2016, 07:29:49 AM

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mirth

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bayonetbrant

as someone in higher ed, I shake my head ruefully more than chuckle at that one
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mirth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2016, 08:13:03 AM
as someone in higher ed, I shake my head ruefully more than chuckle at that one

C'mon. This was funny (and accurate)

Quote"I don't care if you're an animal — a wolf or a bird or whatever. Many of our students manage to complete undergraduate degrees without displaying any higher-order cognitive functioning."
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

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bayonetbrant

Quote from: mirth on April 29, 2016, 08:18:20 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2016, 08:13:03 AM
as someone in higher ed, I shake my head ruefully more than chuckle at that one

C'mon. This was funny (and accurate)

Quote"I don't care if you're an animal — a wolf or a bird or whatever. Many of our students manage to complete undergraduate degrees without displaying any higher-order cognitive functioning."

Again... shaking head more than LOLing, but you're right, it's clever :)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

I remember being in high school and thinking, "I can't wait to get to college and the 'real world'."

Needless to say, I found college profoundly disappointing. And that was 27 years ago when the sense of entitlement didn't run quite so deep as it does today. It isn't much better in the work world either.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

Whenever I get independently wealthy, I'd like to go back to college and live in a nearby apartment while auditing classes. Not for testing purposes so much as just classes that seem interesting. I loved college.  :smitten:
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Sir Slash

That was funny but it didn't make me....howl.
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Wiley coyote maybe not so Wiley after all  ??? That was a really funny article , great read  ;D
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