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mirth

June 03, 2016, 11:02:15 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1
June 03, 2016, 11:03:11 AM
Perhaps more importantly, does Toonces know there is a National Watch & Clock Museum?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#2
June 03, 2016, 12:03:15 PM
Got to wonder what makes that guy.... tick?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#3
June 03, 2016, 12:04:29 PM
I'll bet he wishes he could rewind that moment.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#4
June 03, 2016, 12:12:53 PM
something something, something about hands...  just not feeling overly creative today :-\
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#5
June 03, 2016, 12:14:22 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 03, 2016, 12:12:53 PM
something something, something about hands...  just not feeling overly creative today :-\

That guy had too much time on his hands
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#6
June 03, 2016, 01:57:25 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 03, 2016, 12:12:53 PM
something something, something about hands...  just not feeling overly creative today :-\

Wait a second, you'll think of something in time.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#7
June 03, 2016, 07:43:26 PM
Tempis Fugit...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#8
June 04, 2016, 09:31:19 AM
^I saw what you did there.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#9
June 13, 2016, 06:31:06 PM
Hour you all just going to sit around and do puns all day?

Staggerwing

#10
June 13, 2016, 06:33:51 PM
Who got you all wound up?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#11
June 13, 2016, 06:38:19 PM
I'm afraid to face MD after all these clock puns, especially since most are second-best...we need to hand it to him so he's not alarmed.

Freyland

#12
June 13, 2016, 08:28:40 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on June 13, 2016, 06:31:06 PM
Hour you all just going to sit around and do puns all day?
I'm assuming you are participating 9 days late because your date needs to be reset.

BanzaiCat

#13
June 14, 2016, 02:38:30 AM
How dare you, sir. There are no expiration dates on puns!  :D

Freyland

#14
June 14, 2016, 10:50:39 AM
Oh, I totally agree.  It was just that your timing was off.
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