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bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

'Did she like today's advent calendar present'

bayonetbrant

"Check your FB msgs when you get a sec"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

I think mirth or star maybe more appropriate here

Barthheart


mirth

What should I bring for a snack?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

"I finally killed that damn spider!"
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Ubercat

"And they are super relaxed and friendly. It was a very casual interview."

Ok, that wasn't MY text, it was actually sent to me. But it fit so well!
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

BanzaiCat

"Arriving Today: Your Amazon package with Stainless Steel Party Cups-Unbreakab...and 2 other items will be delivered by 8pm. Track at (blah blah blah)"

trailrunner


W8taminute

"If you can drop the kids off early we can try the 4:30 show"
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

bayonetbrant

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 13, 2016, 03:28:15 PM
"Arriving Today: Your Amazon package with Stainless Steel Party Cups-Unbreakab...and 2 other items will be delivered by 8pm. Track at (blah blah blah)"


That's the second to last text YOU sent?!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave


OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 13, 2016, 04:42:38 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 13, 2016, 03:28:15 PM
"Arriving Today: Your Amazon package with Stainless Steel Party Cups-Unbreakab...and 2 other items will be delivered by 8pm. Track at (blah blah blah)"


That's the second to last text YOU sent?!

Yes. I forwarded it to my wife. :P