The Consolidated WTF Thread

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bayonetbrant

#30
August 23, 2017, 08:39:20 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#31
August 23, 2017, 09:44:22 AM
still better than what has been reported...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#32
August 25, 2017, 10:53:25 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#33
August 25, 2017, 07:58:04 PM
So he'd be the one that the nanny candidates practice their ju-jitsu on?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#34
August 25, 2017, 11:48:09 PM
all the kids picked on them for being nerds.
had the first threesome at 16....

Quote from: mirth on August 21, 2017, 07:47:35 AM
Bored with Bingo? Try D&D!

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/899536916764348416
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#35
August 26, 2017, 06:36:43 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#36
August 26, 2017, 07:29:09 AM
Okay seriously, why would she want it back after that??? 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Sir Slash

#37
August 26, 2017, 09:18:02 AM
I thought that was the reasoning behind the whole 'edible' panties thing. So this kind of thing couldn't happen. Was there another reason I missed?  ;)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Ubercat

#38
August 26, 2017, 10:22:55 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 25, 2017, 11:48:09 PM
all the kids picked on them for being nerds.
had the first threesome at 16....

Quote from: mirth on August 21, 2017, 07:47:35 AM
Bored with Bingo? Try D&D!

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/899536916764348416

WTF is that hex map of on the back wall? Is it Middle Earth? All signs point to yes. Talk about a copyright violation ...
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

Staggerwing

#39
August 27, 2017, 05:41:00 AM
You sure it's a hex map? It could be some kind of Nat Geo-style foldout map hanging in a classroom or school library. Maybe it came with one of those illustrated versions of LotR or the Hobbit. It looks to have photos or illustrations of places along the sides.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#40
August 27, 2017, 10:06:13 PM
It's the guy's. To doubly impress those two hot chicks I bet. Nothing got them wet like Tolkien did back then.  <:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#41
August 27, 2017, 11:23:09 PM


I can't get over that I'm looking at Harold Ramis from Stripes there in the middle.



mirth

#42
August 28, 2017, 05:30:21 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#43
August 28, 2017, 08:35:42 AM
Hahahaha...

Reminds me of a (terrible) joke from back in the 80s regarding the Bhopal disaster...

What's Union Carbide's theme song?

One little, two little, three little Indians...

...I know, I'm an awful person for laughing at that...still.

Ubercat

#44
August 28, 2017, 09:55:50 AM
The Middle Earth map is the board for SPI's War of the Rings game from the 70's.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell
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