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Offline besilarius

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A foot in a shoe washes ashore
« on: November 07, 2017, 06:06:17 AM »
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

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Offline Sir Slash

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Re: A foot in a shoe washes ashore
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2017, 08:52:52 AM »
Feet travel further at sea because the currents give them a toe.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: A foot in a shoe washes ashore
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2017, 08:48:32 PM »
their sole purpose it to make it to land.
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