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Offline bayonetbrant

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A Raccoon GrogHead?!
« on: March 08, 2018, 05:55:53 AM »

There's a raccoon in Russia that's apparently obsessed with women's breasts.

The Moscow Zoo rented out Thomas the raccoon for a racy commercial shoot and is now saying that the furry critter was traumatized and left with a rather unique obsession, at least in the animal kingdom.

The zoo is suing the video studio claiming they were never told the advertisement would be "erotic."
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Re: A Raccoon GrogHead?!
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2018, 09:40:07 AM »
OK. I'm not getting what's supposed to be weird about this story. After all, raccoons DO have thumbs to squeeze with right?
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Re: A Raccoon GrogHead?!
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2018, 09:44:28 AM »
I like this raccoon’s style.
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