Health Canada suggests limiting alcohol to 2 drinks per day unless ....

Started by Barthheart, April 24, 2018, 08:17:51 AM

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Barthheart

....you've already had 3 in which case fuck it.

Quote"Canadians should remember that keeping their drinking moderate is an important part of maintaining overall health and is necessary for avoiding liver problems," Dr. Harry Edo told reporters in anticipation of the guidelines rollout. "But hey, if you have a buzz on, then you might as well keep it going."
"Especially if you had a lot of bread at dinner—that'll most likely soak up the booze before it gets to your liver," Dr. Edo clarified.


https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/04/health-canada-suggests-limiting-alcohol-to-2-drinks-per-day-unless-youve-already-had-3-in-which-case-fuck-it/


Steelgrave

"Health Canada suggests limiting alcohol to 2 drinks per day unless ...." that's not enough to deal with your shitty day..... <:-)

Pete Dero


Barthheart


Pete Dero


Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Steelgrave

You know that front desk clerks can perform marriages now, right? Or that's what I told her back in the day   O0

BanzaiCat



"The Canadian Board of...Hosers...Health...thinks you should, like, drink a whole 12-pack each day, eh? (buuuuurp)"

Sir Slash

I'll have one for THEM then! Or two if it makes Canada happy.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Centurion40

Quote from: Sir Slash on April 24, 2018, 01:36:21 PM
I'll have one for THEM then! Or two if it makes Canada happy.

Make it 12.  Canada is a big country!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

The national drinking game of Canada should be, "drink a fifth every time Trudeau does or says something stupid."

Centurion40

Quote from: BanzaiCat on April 27, 2018, 11:28:19 AM
The national drinking game of Canada should be, "drink a fifth every time Trudeau does or says something stupid."

Too short sighted.  Any Prime Minister would do.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Barthheart

Quote from: Centurion40 on April 27, 2018, 01:01:47 PM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on April 27, 2018, 11:28:19 AM
The national drinking game of Canada should be, "drink a fifth every time Trudeau does or says something stupid."

Too short sighted.  Any Prime Minister would do.

:bd:

Sir Slash

How about if we take a drink every time it snows in Canada? That seems fair.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.