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Re: A Not So Happy Ending
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2018, 01:31:38 PM »
Wow talk about dealing with Jody...
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Re: A Not So Happy Ending
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2018, 05:39:00 PM »
Dammit! My appointment was next week.  :pullhair:
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Re: A Not So Happy Ending
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2018, 07:03:19 PM »
Massage parlors are so yesterday. When I was living in Phoenix (a town where a lot of porn gets filmed), someone set up a "studio" where for $200 (so the news said....easy, fellas) you could be filmed with a "porn star" (i.e. local talent). Cameras were set up in the room as props but actual filming was discouraged. They lasted a decently long time before getting busted anyway. Another joint was set up as some kind of Temple to the Goddess bullshit where you would spend an hour in a private session with a "goddess" (ahem....local talent) and "worship" generally cost a couple of hundred bucks and what happened in the incense filled room stayed in the incense filled room. Well, apparently not since they got busted too :))

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Re: A Not So Happy Ending
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2018, 09:02:17 PM »
At my age I actually look forward to the massage more.
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Re: A Not So Happy Ending
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2018, 11:45:45 PM »
Massage parlors are so yesterday. When I was living in Phoenix (a town where a lot of porn gets filmed), someone set up a "studio" where for $200 (so the news said....easy, fellas) you could be filmed with a "porn star" (i.e. local talent). Cameras were set up in the room as props but actual filming was discouraged. They lasted a decently long time before getting busted anyway. Another joint was set up as some kind of Temple to the Goddess bullshit where you would spend an hour in a private session with a "goddess" (ahem....local talent) and "worship" generally cost a couple of hundred bucks and what happened in the incense filled room stayed in the incense filled room. Well, apparently not since they got busted too :))
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Re: A Not So Happy Ending
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2018, 04:15:25 AM »
^LOL - You beat me to it ;)
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Re: A Not So Happy Ending
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2018, 06:55:31 AM »
Some of us watch the news. Real news. Even read an occasional newspaper   :coolsmiley:

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Re: A Not So Happy Ending
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2018, 06:56:00 AM »
At my age I actually look forward to the massage more.

LMAO!