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Offline steve58

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Woman runs out of hairspray so uses Gorilla Glue spray instead
« on: February 09, 2021, 07:36:28 AM »
So this idiot is now thinking of suing the maker of Gorilla Glue?  :2funny:  Hopefully the judge throws this out in 10 seconds and makes her pay court costs.  :knuppel2:
 
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-styled-hair-gorilla-glue-considering-lawsuit
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Re: Woman runs out of hairspray so uses Gorilla Glue spray instead
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2021, 09:34:08 AM »
No case. In the fine print it says you have to have an IQ equal to or greater than the can it comes in to use.  :2funny:  Seriously though, the question, "What was she thinking" comes to mind?
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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell

If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you’re probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time.   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

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Re: Woman runs out of hairspray so uses Gorilla Glue spray instead
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2021, 08:40:51 AM »
Unreal how utterly, mind-boggling stupid some people can seem to be.

-not tossing stones in my glass house as I re-enlisted more than once, so I'm not the brightest either, but I'm not put-glue-in-my-hair level stupid.

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Re: Woman runs out of hairspray so uses Gorilla Glue spray instead
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2021, 09:02:56 AM »
Kind of makes you want to go back to the days when people just sniffed glue instead doesn't it?  :hide:
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Re: Woman runs out of hairspray so uses Gorilla Glue spray instead
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2021, 09:05:17 AM »
These are the kind of people who force manufacturers to include passages like ‘don’t put your cat in the microwave to dry’.  :uglystupid2:
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Re: Woman runs out of hairspray so uses Gorilla Glue spray instead
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2021, 09:28:26 AM »
These are the kind of people who force manufacturers to include passages like ‘don’t put your cat in the microwave to dry’.  :uglystupid2:

I would write 'not to be used by stupid people' and that should cover most of the problems  >:D

Kind of makes you want to go back to the days when people just sniffed glue instead doesn't it?  :hide: