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Offline nobodyjune61944

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle Explodes in Fireball
« on: May 18, 2021, 03:55:25 PM »
Gwyneth Paltrow's company sells a "vagina scented candle."

Let it burn for more than 2 hours - and it may explode in a fireball. :hide:

See: https://www.outkick.com/texas-man-files-suit-claims-gwyneth-paltrow-companys-vagina-candle-was-faulty/


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle Explodes in Fireball
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2021, 09:12:24 PM »
Sorry Gwyneth, I really don't care what your vagina smells like. Nor your candles. And how you make your candles smell like your vagina is between you and your Candlemaker as long as you're both consenting adults. For $75 bucks, it ought to come with a pizza and beer. The candle I mean.
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