More Pix For A Laugh

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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: bob48 on July 21, 2013, 05:02:00 PM
Aye - you'd soon change your minds once you had a taste of Mr's.B dumplings............

o'really....   ;D
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 21, 2013, 05:07:43 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 21, 2013, 04:25:56 PM
Roly polys are pretty easy to find in most places around here. Let us know if you Brits run short or anything.

like destroyers or powdered eggs.

Three stacks or four?

Quote from: bob48 on July 21, 2013, 05:02:00 PM
Aye - you'd soon change your minds once you had a taste of Mr's.B dumplings............

I'll gladly sample them. How are they reheated after a transatlantic flight?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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bob48

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 21, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 21, 2013, 05:02:00 PM
Aye - you'd soon change your minds once you had a taste of Mr's.B dumplings............

o'really....   ;D

You mean O'Riley, shirley?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bayonetbrant

Quote from: undercovergeek on July 21, 2013, 04:51:46 PM
How come we have to keep sending our chefs over to your side to show you how to cook?

1. The guy that owns the network with that show is British, and he's calling in his homeboy

2. Better use of profanity

There are plenty of great American cooking shows w/ great chefs, if you care enough to pay attention
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undercovergeek

Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 21, 2013, 06:14:15 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 21, 2013, 04:51:46 PM
How come we have to keep sending our chefs over to your side to show you how to cook?
There are plenty of great American cooking shows w/ great chefs, if you care enough to pay attention

but theyre not here showing us how to cook food like you do!  :P

Arctic Blast

Quote from: undercovergeek on July 21, 2013, 06:30:08 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 21, 2013, 06:14:15 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 21, 2013, 04:51:46 PM
How come we have to keep sending our chefs over to your side to show you how to cook?
There are plenty of great American cooking shows w/ great chefs, if you care enough to pay attention

but theyre not here showing us how to cook food like you do!  :P

They tried. They realized you were a lost cause when you kept referring to lumps of gristle, chunks of fat and sinewy tendon as 'prime cuts'.  ;D

undercovergeek


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Martok

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bayonetbrant

but then he would have to search for "true stories" about Haiti cutting a deal with the devil to overthrow the French.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus