More Pix For A Laugh

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mirth

Quote from: Martok on August 13, 2013, 01:03:26 PM
Birds aren't exactly my thing. 

Mine either, but the Hooters reference gave it context ;)
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Martok

Right, but I'd never even seen a booby before (no, not even in pictures).  So birds are even less my thing than for you.  :P 

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besilarius

If you're talking birds, you must include the Tufted Tit Tyrant.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tufted_Tit-Tyrant

The name says it all.
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airboy


LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat


bayonetbrant






one for Monty



and this applies equally to the Navy...
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bayonetbrant

Hooters apparently doesn't do irony

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

oogling is disrespectful???
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Windigo on August 14, 2013, 07:54:35 AM
oogling is disrespectful???

Oogling is in the Constitution. I think Kennedy added it under the radar.

Windigo

so this begs the question.... what did the mayor of San Diego do?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

Quote from: Windigo on August 14, 2013, 10:20:28 AM
so this begs the question.... what did the mayor of San Diego do?

I believe he hugged and/or groped.

There has to be some consent for that. When there isn't...you're a politician.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

Quote from: LongBlade on August 14, 2013, 10:29:52 AM
Quote from: Windigo on August 14, 2013, 10:20:28 AM
so this begs the question.... what did the mayor of San Diego do?

I believe he hugged and/or groped.

There has to be some consent for that. When there isn't...you're a politician.

seeing how they will screw the taxpayer with little or no hesitation, whats a little groping to them?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

It's pretty much foreplay for politicians.

LongBlade

Quote from: Windigo on August 14, 2013, 10:36:47 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 14, 2013, 10:29:52 AM
Quote from: Windigo on August 14, 2013, 10:20:28 AM
so this begs the question.... what did the mayor of San Diego do?

I believe he hugged and/or groped.

There has to be some consent for that. When there isn't...you're a politician.

seeing how they will screw the taxpayer with little or no hesitation, whats a little groping to them?

A perk?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.