Could the Entire World Combined, Conquer the US?

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bayonetbrant

October 21, 2013, 11:37:57 AM
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Centurion40

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October 21, 2013, 11:56:38 AM
I've said it once, I'll say it again- y'all could save a boatload (pun intended) by losing the 7th Fleet.

There is superfluous, and then there is superfluous.
Any time is a good time for pie.

besilarius

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October 21, 2013, 04:31:17 PM
NO NO NO.
Even mentioning this subject will put Hollywoood screenwriters into a slathering fury as they crank out "realistic" movie scripts, and the studios jump all over this like Independence Day or Men in Black.

Did anyone ever see the abysmal Rock Hudson movie, Third World War?  Don't waste your time, it's a trap.
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GDS_Starfury

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October 21, 2013, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on October 21, 2013, 11:56:38 AM
I've said it once, I'll say it again- y'all could save a boatload (pun intended) by losing the 7th Fleet.

There is superfluous, and then there is superfluous.

someone has some Navy envy.
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Windigo

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October 21, 2013, 05:19:20 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 21, 2013, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on October 21, 2013, 11:56:38 AM
I've said it once, I'll say it again- y'all could save a boatload (pun intended) by losing the 7th Fleet.

There is superfluous, and then there is superfluous.

someone has some Navy envy.

If you're gonna have envy... have it bad!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

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October 21, 2013, 11:25:56 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 21, 2013, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on October 21, 2013, 11:56:38 AM
I've said it once, I'll say it again- y'all could save a boatload (pun intended) by losing the 7th Fleet.

There is superfluous, and then there is superfluous.

someone has some Navy envy.

No shit!

I'd say that we should take the 7th Fleet off of your hands, but it would bankrupt us!
Any time is a good time for pie.
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