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MetalDog

#165
December 15, 2014, 07:23:48 PM
I wouldn't wish her on anyone I even REMOTELY liked, nevermind someone that I KNOW I like.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#166
December 15, 2014, 07:25:11 PM
dont worry, he likes the challenge. :D
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#167
December 15, 2014, 07:31:16 PM
I thought I did, too...;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#168
December 15, 2014, 07:34:46 PM
Halle is pretty damn hawt, but if I had to pick between her and Selma, it would be Selma. A wise choice, sir.

My wife, I don't know who hers is, but I would put money down she'd say Jon Bon Jovi, too. Hmm...  :-\

mirth

#169
December 21, 2014, 10:09:00 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#170
December 21, 2014, 10:10:19 AM
^ That's kind of sad, actually. I loved Pooh as a little tyke...and my son did too. He carried his Pooh bear around everywhere until he was 6 or so, then he was done with it.  :'(

mirth

#171
December 21, 2014, 10:13:35 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 21, 2014, 10:10:19 AM
^ That's kind of sad, actually. I loved Pooh as a little tyke...and my son did too. He carried his Pooh bear around everywhere until he was 6 or so, then he was done with it.  :'(

At least you know now where it ended up.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#172
December 21, 2014, 10:19:07 AM
Hahaha, Best of Craigslist FTW:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/4759091080.html

QuoteHoly Shrimp! This Scampi Happening! - m4w
I figured all the good gills already had a buoy in their life. Whale I was dolphinitely wrong. No squidding! Let minnow, I'd turtley like to hook up sometime. Or maybe you're koi and need time to mullet over? I hope to be herring from you soon!

MetalDog

#173
December 21, 2014, 11:29:02 AM
Courtesy of Dr. Demento:


And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#174
December 21, 2014, 11:37:35 AM
^A classic!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#175
December 22, 2014, 01:31:46 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#176
December 22, 2014, 06:36:17 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#177
December 23, 2014, 05:50:27 AM
That's so oblique.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#178
December 23, 2014, 06:16:55 AM
Looks good from this angle.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Bison

#179
December 23, 2014, 06:22:31 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 23, 2014, 06:16:55 AM
Looks good from this angle.

Yep it's just right if you ask me.
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