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GDS_Starfury

#330
April 05, 2015, 11:00:24 AM
don't make me send in the HOBBIT.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#331
April 05, 2015, 11:03:18 AM

GDS_Starfury

#332
April 05, 2015, 11:07:57 AM
Hebrew Operations Ben B'rit Interdiction Team
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#333
April 05, 2015, 11:18:40 AM
the original order of battle was Jar and Smuck... mirth I can see being in there very quickly because morale and motivation would be very high, we are talking about a situation to which he is attuned for, but it'd take time for GUS Team to show up - especially if he was... errrr,  motorboating
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#334
April 05, 2015, 11:22:33 AM
we're Americans.  we can escalate shit as needed because we actually have a military.   ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#335
April 05, 2015, 11:45:41 AM
Dropping me into the fray with Canadian lesbians would be maximum escalation.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#336
April 05, 2015, 11:52:46 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 05, 2015, 11:45:41 AM
Dropping me into the fray with Canadian lesbians would be maximum escalation.

Yup... the only possible counter we have I think would be the Trailer Park Boys
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#337
April 05, 2015, 12:19:25 PM
Now that'd be a party.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

endfire79

#338
April 05, 2015, 12:41:16 PM
Remember, strippers cost less in Quebec and give the most. 

Ideal time for an invasion would be around the time of the Grand Prix, Jazz Festival, or Just for Laughs comedy fest in the summer.  Everyone will be too hosed up to figure out what's going on.

I think our friends should have a pleasant journey up north provided they don't break certain unspoken laws:


"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Staggerwing

#339
April 05, 2015, 12:44:14 PM
What if they said it in French?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

endfire79

#340
April 05, 2015, 12:47:35 PM
Oh in that case, just don't take a piss on their own beer :)
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Martok

#341
April 05, 2015, 02:11:35 PM
Quote from: besilarius on April 03, 2015, 06:48:42 AM
Piers can be dangerous places.  Years ago, there was an odd fellow in Norfolk.  He invented this game of counting the slits between the beams of a pier.  Walking toward the end of the pier he would count the slits and as he got closer to the edge, the tension grew and grew.  He even got other people to try it and they also found an almost hypnotic effect.
This ended badly.  He and two fellow counters got carried away.  At the end of the pier, they had counted up to one hundred and jumped up in joy.  Unfortunately, their jumps were so enthusiastic that they all fell off the end and drowned.
The next day the Norfolks Star newspaper's headline:

"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier."

If anyone younger than thirty gets this, I'll be shocked.
Okay, I'm over thirty, and I confess I still don't get it.  (I probably don't *want* to either -- since it's presumably a pun -- but curiosity compels me to ask anyway.)  :-[ 




Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 04, 2015, 02:01:06 PM

Oh lord, a music pun.  Gods help us all... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#342
April 05, 2015, 02:36:47 PM
when you're out of Schlitz you're out of beer.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#343
April 05, 2015, 03:35:31 PM

Here- maybe this will help:











"The beer that made Milwaukee famous!"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Arctic Blast

#344
April 05, 2015, 07:01:39 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 05, 2015, 03:35:31 PM

"The beer that made Milwaukee famous!"

That was supposed to make people WANT the product?!  :o
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