Words Fail Me.....

[Tripoli]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11562045/French-man-sparks-hospital-evacuation-arriving-WWI-artillery-shell-stuck-rectum.html?ico=most_shared_articles_mol.web.desktop_


Usually stories like this start out with "Florida man....."

[Gusington]

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[Sir Slash]

Damn! I guess once The World Cup is over there's not much to do in France.  ???

[Jarhead0331]

Now that's what I call an enema.

[SirAndrewD]

Now that's what I call an enema.

Nah, that's what I call a fun Friday night.

[Pete Dero]

I once saw a movie about that. 

But it wasn't a man, she was 24 and it was no artillery shell  >:D.

[SirAndrewD]

I once saw a movie about that. 

But it wasn't a man, she was 24 and it was no artillery shell  >:D.

Hmm.  I think I've seen that movie too now that you mention it.

A few times. 

[Jarhead0331]

Now that's what I call an enema.

Nah, that's what I call a fun Friday night.

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.  :hide:

[Gusington]

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[JasonPratt]

Usually stories like this start out with "Florida man....."

My Dad's family emigrated from French Canada to Florida when he was a baby, and if I saw this report about some of his family I would not be surprised.

[Dammit Carl!]

Man: "After the World Cup, I'm bored."
[eyes suggestively shaped mortar round in corner]
Man: "Aha!  Fetch me my lube!"

[Sir Slash]

On the other hand, if you are badly constipated... ::)

[Gusington]

If you're badly constipated maybe it's a shell in your ass and nothing any more serious than that?

[steve58]

Hey give the guy a break.  Maybe he identifies as a mortar.   :-"

[ArizonaTank]

The guy is 88 years old. I guess being 'older' is not always being 'wiser.'