Spanking Simulator

[Sir Slash]

If they do an, 'Ex-Wife' DLC, I'm all in.  O0

[Gusington]

^That kind of thinking is what got you in trouble in the first place.

[Sir Slash]

Ok, OK. Spank her Divorce Attorney then?

[Gusington]

^Probably even worse and by worse I mean better.

[Groggy]

Ok, OK. Spank her Divorce Attorney then?

Only if she takes all of your "ass"-ets.

[KRONUS_42]

So I gotta ask....where is it? The game didnt release

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

No, but Gus did.

[steve58]

[Groggy]

That's disappointing. I feel like I've hit a new bottom.

[Gusington]

I've never really been into that sorta thing.*

*lies

[Sir Slash]

They must have developed a crack in their distribution plans. Hopefully not up the creek without a paddle.

[FarAway Sooner]

They must have developed a crack in their distribution plans. Hopefully not up the creek without a paddle.

This guy's a struggling developer trying his best.  You have a lot of cheek to talk like that, SirSlash!   ;)

I'm disappointed by the presence of only 3 characters.  If Matrix acquires this property, I think "Nation-specific DLC" would be a sure-fire success.  Can you imagine having to choose between "Nordic Spanking Simulator", "Baltic Spanking Simulator", or the often under-appreciated "Arabian Spanking Simulator" kits?  At $2 apiece, wouldn't it just be tempting to get all 3 for $5?

[Gusington]

^ I would get the Nordic Spanking Simulator immediately.

[Sir Slash]

I bet not if some big, hairy Viking named, 'Sven' was the guy you're supposed to spank. Why not Fantasy? An Elf Spanking Simulator or maybe a really hot Succubus.  ???

[Gusington]

Aren't all succubi (?) really hot? Otherwise the whole thing falls apart.