New Modern Warfare title announced

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bayonetbrant

April 01, 2012, 11:38:43 AM
Did y'all see this?

Modern Warfare: Gender Integration is the latest in the world-renowned Modern Warfare line of games.  With the recent DoD announcement opening up several hundred new combat-related positions to female servicemembers, Modern Warfare's latest first-person shooter allows players to portray a variety of new gender-integrated specialties.  Missions will include cordon-and-search operations for adversaries on a BOLO list, key leader engagements in which gender sensitivities in local cultures play a prominent role, and new garrison-area missions with a focus on deciphering rumor and innuendo from fact during investigations of improper superior-subordinate relationships in recently-integrated units.  Downloadable bonus content will include new "low stress" training levels, "gender neutral" marching/running cadences, and uniform customizations, that for the first time will include undergarments.
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Tpek

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April 01, 2012, 11:52:58 AM
LoL!
Good start for April 1st.

TheCommandTent

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April 01, 2012, 04:38:43 PM
..snicker...  :D
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Nefaro

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April 01, 2012, 08:42:48 PM
Heh.   :D
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