GROGisms Around The Campfire

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Windigo

"I like my coffee the same way I like Surface Fleet Actions - Bold and Dark."

"If nerds could fly, Grogz would be an airport."
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

undercovergeek


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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Windigo

Quote from: undercovergeek on July 20, 2012, 10:49:16 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 29, 2012, 12:32:19 PM
she looks like a cunt.

poetry........................ just poetry


that is just the bittersweet drunken slurs from an underemployed wargamer
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

guys - this thread is in an open forum... can we pls keep an eye on the language some?  thx
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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W8taminute

"If Grogheads was a clan in Battlefield 3 our combined KDR would be 26:1."
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Huw the Poo

Quote from: W8taminute on July 20, 2012, 12:05:46 PM
"If Grogheads was a clan in Battlefield 3 our combined KDR would be 26:1."

Not if I was playing...

Windigo

Show me a grog who reads the entire manual of a game before playing and I'll show you a man in a hospital bed.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

Grogheads... where Canadians can feel like men.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2012, 08:34:46 PM
Grogheads... where Canadians can feel like men.

says the single guy on a Friday night ..... just saying... ;-)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

as im typing this i have a giant plate of chili cheese fries and a case of beer.

what you got?

8)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2012, 08:34:46 PM
Grogheads... where Canadians can feel like men.

And Floridians can feel like equals, for once.  :)
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 20, 2012, 08:40:46 PM
as im typing this i have a giant plate of chili cheese fries and a case of beer.

what you got?

8)

laid....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

besilarius

"It never ceases to surprise me how many young people leave the service after on tour.
The USN provides high explosives, power tools, and a steel playground.  What more could a red blooded American boy want?" - future CNO Mike Boorda
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.