The Great Alien Conspiracy

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GDS_Starfury

June 25, 2012, 11:35:54 PM
human?


or not?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

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June 26, 2012, 02:27:52 AM
If we have aliens with five-pronged penises walking around, then I'm just going to resign myself to celibacy right now... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

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June 26, 2012, 10:39:49 AM
Quote from: Martok on June 26, 2012, 02:27:52 AM
If we have aliens with five-pronged penises walking around, then I'm just going to resign myself to celibacy right now... 

Way ahead of ya on that one!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GroggyGrognard

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June 26, 2012, 12:32:13 PM
Quote from: Martok on June 26, 2012, 02:27:52 AM
If we have aliens with five-pronged penises walking around, then I'm just going to resign myself to celibacy right now...

Don't worry...I think the female aliens with three breasts might be able to help you out.
"Strong prejudices in an ill-formed mind are hazardous to government."
-Barbara W. Tuchman, The March of Folly: From Troy to Vietnam

"The owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."
-George Carlin
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