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OJsDad

#12285
March 06, 2017, 02:28:49 PM
Don't forget to put fresh ones in for their trip home with their parents :)
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

besilarius

#12286
March 06, 2017, 07:06:28 PM
Someone in England has a wry sense of humor.
Bawb?  You got some splainin to do.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

#12287
March 07, 2017, 05:58:11 AM
Well you have get rid of 'em somewhere.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

#12288
March 07, 2017, 10:37:38 AM
True, and why not do something useful with them?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

#12289
March 07, 2017, 11:10:52 AM
Exactly...er, I couldn't interest you in one, by any chance.....only one careful owner......hardly used at all, in fact.......No?

...back to the carpark, boys....where's my shovel.........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

#12290
March 07, 2017, 03:38:13 PM
What're they gonna do with Bonnie Prince Charlie? Those ears could be car parks by themselves.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

#12291
March 07, 2017, 03:55:51 PM
He was Scottish...........don't let JD hear you say that.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Tpek

#12292
March 07, 2017, 04:32:40 PM
^I think JD once said he wasn't actually Scottish, just living there.

bob48

#12293
March 07, 2017, 04:36:17 PM
No, wrong way round. He is Scottish (from Glasgow) but he lives in the south of England.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#12294
March 08, 2017, 07:27:15 AM
Glasgow?
Any chance he might have known Privat MacAuslan?  The durr-rtiest soljer in the wur-ld?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

#12295
March 08, 2017, 07:33:51 AM
Maybe - JD was in the army. I'll ask him when I see him in August.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#12296
March 08, 2017, 07:52:11 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12297
March 08, 2017, 07:54:04 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#12298
March 08, 2017, 09:58:09 AM
 :DD ^
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Tpek

#12299
March 08, 2017, 11:03:44 AM
Only two?
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