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Barthheart

#2625
October 04, 2013, 01:45:48 PM

Windigo

#2626
October 04, 2013, 02:21:21 PM
So a red shit and a storm trooper walk into a bar.
Together they see a gorgeous babe from the Alderan system.
"Boy I'd hit that!" says the stormtoorper laciviously.
To which the red shirt replies, "No you wouldn't"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

#2627
October 04, 2013, 02:30:54 PM
Quote from: Windigo on October 04, 2013, 02:21:21 PM
So a red shit and a storm trooper walk into a bar.

:o ...thank God that joke wasn't what it sounded like it was going to be...
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Martok

#2628
October 04, 2013, 02:40:23 PM
Quote from: Windigo on October 04, 2013, 02:21:21 PM
So a red shit and a storm trooper walk into a bar.
Together they see a gorgeous babe from the Alderan system.
"Boy I'd hit that!" says the stormtoorper laciviously.
To which the red shirt replies, "No you wouldn't"
Bwahahaha!! 

That was pretty good.  Thanks Windy! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Windigo

#2629
October 04, 2013, 02:41:28 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 04, 2013, 02:30:54 PM
Quote from: Windigo on October 04, 2013, 02:21:21 PM
So a red shit and a storm trooper walk into a bar.

:o ...thank God that joke wasn't what it sounded like it was going to be...

it did have a babe in it though...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#2630
October 04, 2013, 03:15:21 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#2631
October 04, 2013, 03:27:28 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#2632
October 04, 2013, 03:27:44 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#2633
October 04, 2013, 03:36:38 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

W8taminute

#2634
October 04, 2013, 08:00:24 PM
Awesome!!!


Reminds me of those Star Wars trading cards I used to get out of a loaf of Wonder Bread.  I remember looking forward to grocery day as I would ask my mom to get a couple of loaves of bread so I could get moar SW cards!
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

#2635
October 04, 2013, 08:19:50 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#2636
October 05, 2013, 05:22:54 AM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#2637
October 05, 2013, 05:53:52 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#2638
October 05, 2013, 07:09:59 AM
Ha!  Took me a second to get it (I didn't notice the windmill at first). 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

#2639
October 05, 2013, 07:16:12 AM
Need to tilt your head a bit to see it...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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