More Pix For A Laugh

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Centurion40

#4290
January 27, 2014, 12:11:59 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 27, 2014, 12:01:59 PM
I miss his insights.

Maybe that's the way that it works on the other side?
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

#4291
January 27, 2014, 12:12:48 PM
hope so...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

#4292
January 27, 2014, 12:15:41 PM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Marty Ward

#4293
January 27, 2014, 12:46:15 PM
Anyone recognize him? :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4294
January 27, 2014, 01:30:58 PM
This stuff kills so that is why I prefer it straight and on the rocks!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Martok

#4295
January 27, 2014, 01:45:15 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 27, 2014, 12:01:59 PM
I miss his insights.
Same here.  RIP. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#4296
January 27, 2014, 02:02:18 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Marty Ward

#4297
January 27, 2014, 03:27:29 PM
It's good to know I can provide some entertainment!

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4298
January 27, 2014, 03:41:16 PM
I think a lot of people around here get much worse mileage!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

GDS_Starfury

#4299
January 27, 2014, 05:11:44 PM
give peace a chance!


VATICAN CITY - Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by other birds.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#4300
January 27, 2014, 06:12:20 PM
for Mirth:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#4301
January 27, 2014, 06:33:11 PM
This would appear to be Star's best chance... he does lego and loves 'the women of character'




My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#4302
January 27, 2014, 06:45:12 PM
meh
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#4303
January 27, 2014, 06:46:42 PM
Looks like she may snap in half - and I hate the tats! >:(
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#4304
January 27, 2014, 06:48:47 PM
Give her a break. If you'd twig to what she's doing, tat should be good enough.
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