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BanzaiCat

#4395
January 30, 2014, 06:28:17 PM
I hear it's like Mad Men around the GH office, so be careful if you take that secretary job, MD.

MetalDog

#4396
January 30, 2014, 06:43:46 PM
I don't have the proper receiving equipment.  And my rack is not anywhere NEAR as glorious as Christina Hendricks.  But thanks for the heads up B_C.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#4397
January 30, 2014, 06:47:29 PM
ah.... you dont THINK you have the right equipment.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#4398
January 30, 2014, 08:17:54 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 30, 2014, 06:13:19 PMBrants secretary.

you forgot the apostrophe
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#4399
January 30, 2014, 08:33:12 PM
on purpose.  ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#4400
January 30, 2014, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 30, 2014, 08:33:12 PMon purpose.  ;)

Just like your forgot your Panthers in the Fog review?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#4401
January 30, 2014, 08:58:41 PM
no
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#4402
January 30, 2014, 10:19:10 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#4403
January 31, 2014, 12:33:49 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 30, 2014, 06:47:29 PM
ah.... you dont THINK you have the right equipment.

I believe I recently stated my philosophy on that in another thread and all the Aveeno in the world won't change it.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#4404
January 31, 2014, 12:42:12 AM
what you state means little to our Grognati overlords.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#4405
January 31, 2014, 06:49:30 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 31, 2014, 12:42:12 AMwhat you state means little to our Grognati overlords.

It's the executive sub-assistant vice-underlords that you really have to worry about.  Those guys get really pushy with the meager amount of power they're granted
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

TheCommandTent

#4406
January 31, 2014, 06:50:15 AM
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Marty Ward

#4407
January 31, 2014, 07:50:44 AM
My new ride.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4408
January 31, 2014, 07:52:18 AM
My old ride.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4409
January 31, 2014, 08:16:52 AM
I have NEVER been this desperate.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!
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